funny place to wear pearls
"You may hold my fate in your hands like a small bird, but I still think you're an ass"

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female. 20s. likes parks.
The awkward moment when, out of nowhere, a pit of Matthew/Mary feels opens before you and suddenly you are at the bottom of said pit listening to Adele and watching fanvids.
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It’s 12:57 in the morning and I’m just sitting here scrolling through my tracked tags going “YOU’RE SO PRETTY, YOU’RE SO PRETTY.”

Typical reactions to Adam Scott in Friends with Kids
i wish there were more hours in the day for me to sit around and do nothing
(via irenegaydler)