10 TV Shows I’m Thankful for in 2011 | Parks and Recreation
The only thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!
6 months ago on November 23, 2011 at 11:10am with 310 notes
"You may hold my fate in your hands like a small bird, but I still think you're an ass"

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10 TV Shows I’m Thankful for in 2011 | Parks and Recreation
The only thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!
10 TV Shows I’m Thankful for in 2011 | Once Upon a Time
Believing in even the possibility of a happy ending is a very powerful thing.
10 TV Shows I’m Thankful for in 2011 | New Girl
I wanna let you know up front that I have some control issues in the kitchen. So if I’m gonna do this, I’m cooking the whole meal. I don’t want you touching anything. And I don’t want to hear Schmidt, Schmidt, you’re using too much tarragon.
10 TV Shows I’m Thankful for in 2011 | Raising Hope
Are we going to have unfamiliar bedroom sex? I knew that erotic suggestion box would pay off! Thank you Oprah!
10 TV Shows I’m Thankful for in 2011 | Modern Family
Mitchell you are not going to believe this. I’m out with Gloria looking for her dog and I’m wearing an undershirt and I’m screaming STELLA just like in “Street Car”!
10 TV Shows I’m Thankful for in 2011 | The Hour
I run a news programme. It’s my job to cover the news. That is what I intend to do tonight. Anything else is reckless. And now if you’ll excuse me, I have a show about to go on air that I must attend to. It must be those maternal instincts again.
10 TV Shows I’m Thankful for in 2011 | Downton Abbey
Dear Lord, I don’t pretend to have much credit with you. I’m not even sure that you’re there. But if you are, and if I’ve ever done anything good, I beg you to keep him safe.