(via mellonball)
"You may hold my fate in your hands like a small bird, but I still think you're an ass"

female. 20s. likes parks.
Parks and Recreation 4.19 - Live Ammo
(via mellonball)
For some reason when people in Pawnee use the water fountain, they put their mouths completely over the spouts. It’s like this weird, disgusting, local quirk. Kiss one water fountain drinker, you’re kissing everyone in Pawnee - including him.
(via arnettandpoehler)
Parks and Recreation 4.16 - Sweet Sixteen
Parks and Recreation Season 3 Gag Reel