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"You may hold my fate in your hands like a small bird, but I still think you're an ass"

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 unicorns stealing Lady Babbington's pearls


My girlfriend Lucy is the sexiest woman in town. She’s Cuban, she’s got tattoos and she’s into me, which as far as I’m concerned, is the sexiest quality a woman can have.

My girlfriend Lucy is the sexiest woman in town. She’s Cuban, she’s got tattoos and she’s into me, which as far as I’m concerned, is the sexiest quality a woman can have.

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*Please note this is the only official Knope 2012 Mix, contrary to any statements made by Mr. Tom Haverford. His mixes lack an sufficient amount of Sarah McLachlan and are thus not officially endorsed by Ms. Leslie Knope. They are, however, very useful for dance party breaks, so don’t throw it out.

ZIP // password: knope2012

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From now on we’ll be using code names, you can address me as “Eagle 1”

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