Parks and Recreation 4.19 - Live Ammo

Get out now! RUN! You will die here!
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Abdul-Jabbar #33

“I don’t know, it’s like we’re living in a romantic comedy montage. We throw our heads back when we laugh and I try on floppy hats for him”

Lix: Did you get it?
Bel: We got it

But Dwyer had some help catching the possum. “I wouldn’t have been able to do it without an early morning caffeine boost from the amazing April Ludgate. She gave me the liquid courage I needed to wrestle that beast to the ground.”

For some reason when people in Pawnee use the water fountain, they put their mouths completely over the spouts. It’s like this weird, disgusting, local quirk. Kiss one water fountain drinker, you’re kissing everyone in Pawnee - including him. 

Parks and Recreation 4.16 - Sweet Sixteen