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 unicorns stealing Lady Babbington's pearls

slapmymind:

cerseilannisterss | mellonball:

personally im glad benedict cucumber made that statement defending moffat bc now we know for sure his outside reflects his insides　◕‿‿◕

#spoiler alert: they are both ugly

#lol  #parfait  
6 days ago on May 27, 2012 at 07:36pm with 250 notes
Via mellonball

Last words said between Castle and Beckett in the season finales.

(via yellowraincoats)

#you know that 'ha ha ha ha' version of what makes you beautiful? that's what is playing in my head when i see this  #ha ha ha ha ha ha ha  #lol  #funny business!  #castle  
3 weeks ago on May 07, 2012 at 11:16pm with 2,163 notes
Via bonesinacastle

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#lol  #dead  
1 month ago on April 24, 2012 at 11:58pm with 7,181 notes
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kelsypants:

medusabitch:

I can’t decide what I like most about this video…

  • The fact that the guy in blue gloves is casually dancing while still carrying on his work
  • How every guy who walks through knows that they need to do that move that’s said in the song while still walking.
  • How they all look bewildered as to what the Charlie Brown is. 
  • And how into it the guy on the right is. BOOTY.

Crying at these beautiful human beings.

(via copsandwriters)

#lol  #favorite thing  
1 month ago on April 24, 2012 at 09:47am with 29,256 notes
Via medusabitch
popculturebrain: Commentary: HBO’s Girls Is Not A Show About Velociraptors by Dan Hopper | BWE After scouring the internet nonstop for the past week, I’ve confirmed that there is only one argument in the entire English language that hasn’t been made yet about the show Girls, so it’s the only argument I’m left with to make here: HBO’s Girls is not a show about velociraptors. Winner.

popculturebrain:

Commentary: HBO’s Girls Is Not A Show About Velociraptors by Dan Hopper | BWE

After scouring the internet nonstop for the past week, I’ve confirmed that there is only one argument in the entire English language that hasn’t been made yet about the show Girls, so it’s the only argument I’m left with to make here:
HBO’s Girls is not a show about velociraptors.

Winner.

(via permissiongranted)

#lol  #tbh I've watched the first two episodes and will probably keep watching out of curiosity  #don't really have a lot of feelings about it other than that it's pretty problematic and not really that exciting  #but I'm intrigued enough so far to spend 30 minutes of my week watching it  #idk  #a variety of 'meh' feelings but I'm also not bored when watching it?  #idk  #these tags are dumb  #girls  #not about velociraptors  
1 month ago on April 23, 2012 at 11:20pm with 136 notes
Via bestweekever.tv

The 13 Most Useless College Majors (As Determined By Science)

newsweek:

1. Fine Arts

2. Drama and Theatre Arts 

3. Film, Video, and Photographic Arts

4. Commercial Art and Graphic Design

5. Architecture

6. Philosophy and Religious Studies

7. English Literature and Language

8. Journalism

9. Anthropology and Archeology

10. Hospitality Management

11. Music

12. History

13. Political Science and Government

(Ed: Your primary tumblrs majored in two of these and now work in the field of a third.)

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#lol  #I suppose television falls under one of these  #thank god it wasn't my only major  
1 month ago on April 23, 2012 at 01:49pm with 18,198 notes
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Parks & Rec Finale Spoiler pic

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#LOL  #THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE  #MY LIFE IS A JOKE  #hahahahaha fuck you show  #spoilers  
1 month ago on April 18, 2012 at 12:17pm with 137 notes
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