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 unicorns stealing Lady Babbington's pearls

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Lizzy and Kirsten about rumors that they were together.

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How did your family feel about you being a naked vampire?

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GQ: It’s kind of funny. He’s a huge crush object now.
Lizzy Caplan:
I know, I see that stuff. It’s really funny to me because I’ve known him now for a few years, and we have kind of a relationship where I pick on him quite a bit, and to see him becoming this lust object for girls is so funny to me. I just can’t. Whenever something comes up in conversation about that, it makes me laugh.

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