(via oncecreepybeckett)
"You may hold my fate in your hands like a small bird, but I still think you're an ass"

female. 20s. likes parks.
(via oncecreepybeckett)
How did your family feel about you being a naked vampire?
(via arnettandpoehler)
GQ: It’s kind of funny. He’s a huge crush object now.
Lizzy Caplan: I know, I see that stuff. It’s really funny to me because I’ve known him now for a few years, and we have kind of a relationship where I pick on him quite a bit, and to see him becoming this lust object for girls is so funny to me. I just can’t. Whenever something comes up in conversation about that, it makes me laugh.
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