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 unicorns stealing Lady Babbington's pearls

For some reason when people in Pawnee use the water fountain, they put their mouths completely over the spouts. It’s like this weird, disgusting, local quirk. Kiss one water fountain drinker, you’re kissing everyone in Pawnee - including him. 

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DANCE UP ON ME, PARKS DEPARTMENT!

ANNE: So I just set up Justin and Leslie. And I’m sorry. I rented District 9, if you maybe wanted to spoil that for me tonight.
MARK: *whispers in ear*
ANNE: Oh my god!
MARK: Dark ending, right?