You may hold my fate in your hands like a small bird, but I still think you're an ass

Female. Early 20s. This is a blog about awesome ladies and stupid faces.

 unicorns stealing Lady Babbington's pearls

intoyoursunlight:

…my campaign manager and I made out a lot afterward.

#i love how leslie always says ‘my campaign manager and i’ #’my campaign manager and i are in love’ #’my campaign manager and i made out a lot afterward’ #’my campaign manager and i are going to go have sex in the bowling alley bathroom’ #’my campaign manager and i are getting married’ #’my campaign manager and i are running for vice president and president respectively’ #’my campaign manager and i gave birth to a beautiful set of twins named sebastian and leslie jr.’

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